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the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.
Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.
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1:Dumb, stupid, retarded, idiotic, asshole-ish
2:Adjective to describe another bad word
1: You are soo patch-eyed.
2: You patch-eyed bitch!
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A bikini that consist of a patch attached to both nipples and to the pussy.
Look at Kathy in that hot patch bikini!
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Another word for vagina
Heather is such a whore, she cant keep her patch of crazy closed!
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The now obsolete name for the male facial hair feature now known as a Douche Tag or Dork Tuft.
Historically known also as a Sax Player's Moustache
It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
Jeebus! That Soul Patch makes you look like a douche!
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The pubic hair that grows on the male testicles.
1. Dude that bitch last night put my balls in her mouth. She didn't expect a cabbage patch!
2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.
3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.
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A Magical place where babies come from.
A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"
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