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1. some one who likes to surf
2. some one who likes ice cream...alot
3. some one who doesnt give a crap what others say
4. lives kava
5. crazy cool eyes (boys want to lick them)
6. crazy dancer skills
7. a super cool girl who lives in Hawaii
person 1. dude ur awesome
person 2. dude ur Jasmine Perri.
person1. serious? thats sweet.
"i think ur Jasmine Perri."
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A Beautiful town North-East of Toronto, right on lake Scugog. Port Perry is rich with heritage and beautiful residential areas.
But when you ignore the pretty veneer, and meet the people living there you know it is a dirty, contemptible little town, with small-minded people. The residents generally only get along with white, straight, clean cut conformists. Anyone else is considered a "faggot". Most people who have lived there their entire life see foreign people as mythical beings with supernatural powers. To them, a black man can leap fences in a single bound and an asian person could kill you with 2 fingers and a pair of nunchucks. They believe anyone from an urban area are a dangerous thug, or a gangster. Most even fear people from their neighboring town, Whitby, or as it is called by anyone else, "Whiteby"
Possibly one of the worst places in southern Ontario to raise a family. Your kids will become closed-minded and hateful towards anyone or anything different.
But you know what they say... "Small town, small minds".
Also, affectionately named, "Pot Perry" by the very small group of resident stoners. This name never caught on within the town.
Never heard of Port Perry? Well, they've never heard of you either.
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A small little town, where everyone know everyone. A place where every family appears to have a "perfect" family, yet the truth is that the ones that appear to be the most perfect, are hiding the biggest secrets.
A place of fear, and where many children are victims of many traumas that are kept within all of the family secrets. To allow those secrets to escape, is not an option. Those that choose to "not" keep silent of these horrible secrets, wil be cast aside and rejected for they are no longer considered to be a perfect person. Only "perfect" people can reside and function there.
Port Perry is the perfect little town with perfect people.
Only snobs can reside in Port Perry.
To survive and be welcome in Port Perry, one has to be able to keep secrets.
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I don't care if she uses auto-tune, she's hot!
Every time Katy Perry kisses a girl, a puppy is born.
Whenever Katy Perry's in Vegas, I hope I wake up next to her.
Katy Perry's so hot she melts the Popsicle in my pants.
Whether your hand is hot or cold, it's always fun to jack off to Katy Perry!
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THE BEST FUCKING MUSICIAN OF THIS GENERATION! AMAZING SONGWRITER (writes every single one of her songs with exceptions of her covers, of course), POWERHOUSE OF A VOICE, DEDICATED TO HER FANBASE AND AMAZINGLY FUN, BUBBLY, HYSTERICAL AND TRUE TO HERSELF! ANYBODY THAT DISLIKES HER IS COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO ANY OF HER SONG MEANINGS OR WHAT SHE IS TRUELY ABOUT, OR JUST FLAT OUT DUMB AS A FUCKING ROCK!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=x9OApFUgJJo&feature=related
Katy Perry @ Hotel Cafe. AMAZING!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nxnd4GKM1fU
Katy Perry being fricken hilarious - go figure :)
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A beautiful singer with amazing talent! She's funny and kind and married to the hilarious Russell Brand.
Her devoted fans are called 'Katycats'
Em; Did you hear that awesome firework song?
Me; Sure! Katy Perry sung it, of course its awesome!
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a talented singer who is oftenly compared to another well known talented singer, Lily Allen. They once had a fueds after Katy's remark saying, "I'm the fatter version of Amy Whinehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen." While Lily Allen did go through a bit of a weight gain, she kicked Katy's words and they smacked Katy right in the face after she heard what Lily had to say. Lily is currently thin and singing beautifully. Katy Perry who's real name is Katy Hudson (took her mother's maiden name, Perry) has released two CDs, one of them is what she originally sang for, Church music, and her recent CD, ONE OF THE BOYS, consists of awesome and well sang songs by the awesome Kitty Purry. Just because Katy Perry is awesome, doesn't mean Lily isn't. Lily is ROCKIN' AWESOME!!! AND SO IS KATY PERRY!!! u gotta Luv em both.
OMG! Katy Perry's song is on!-daughter
Don't get any ideas...- Mother
Mom, can we go to walmart, i need cherry chapstick...-daughter
Uh, oh...- Mother
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