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a reference to cut a rug; to dance very well and impress others. Persians being the best type of rug
"Fred's a great dancer, hang around and watch him lay down the Persian"
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The result of inserting testicles into an open anus. see: teabagging
Your wife ate my persian meatballs after she prepared them.
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Persian Male Complex occurs in mainly Persian men, though it can be applied to all men of Middle eastern descent, not specifically Persians. Symptoms include a strong need for the submissive maternal-wife figure who will not pursue any meaningful career in order to care for her 9 children, preferably all boys to carry on the strong, dominant paternal genes. PMC creates the need for the man to be the dominant figure in the household and to be the sole breadwinner of the family, in order for him to assert his dominance and feel secure in his own masculinity. PMC does not come in one shape or form and it affects men and boys of all ages. There is the possibility for early on set PMC--there is no cure, however, it can be treated to a manageable state.
How to identify PMC in your friends, relatives, and loved ones:
-Obsessive masculinity
-Misogynistic tendencies
-Calls soccer "football"
-FIFA
-Aggressively witty
-Hair gel
-Mama's boy
-Favorite artist is Kanye West
-Polo shirts & Armani cologne
Dude, his Persian Male Complex is off the charts; Arman has hardcore PMC.
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A sexual position where a women is performing fellatio and the man puts his finger in the women's anus and lifts the women off the ground so that she is suspended. This sexual position is not normally very pleasurable for either sexes but is normally used for those that are crazy.
Greg did the persian meathook last night, it was really wierd.
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The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.
"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"
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A name often given to a female of Persian descent that is good in the bedroom. Not all Persian ladies qualify but most would fit the bill. Most of the time if you see an exotic woman that you would like to escort to the bedroom, you are most likely craving some "Persian Yum Yum"
Heraldo: "Dude I need a change in my life sexually, something to spark it up a bit..."
Neema: "Bro you need some Persian Yum Yum."
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Dipping your penis in hot sauce and then having sex
I persian fire dragoned this girl in the vagina
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