Starbucks Pigeon

A person either male or female (but usually female), who sits for long hours at a time at starbucks.Longer then any cup of coffee should take to be drunk. They dont have a book to read or a computer to use they just sit there and stare at everyone coming in and out of the store and the drivers who drive by.

I really cant give a good example......


if you see three girls at starbucks but they havnt touched their coffee in like 5 mins. then you got yourself a pigeon

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Squeezing Pigeons

A massive quantity of fecal matter on your vehicle, as if someone has maliciously captured pigeons and and forced them to defecate by squeezing them onto your car.

I was so foolish to park under a tree; it looks as if somebody's been squeezing pigeons all over it.

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Pigeon Head

A "Nappy Headed Hoe" Who enjoys performing oral sex for favours and/or sometimes drugs.
Notice the fraying hair at the end of the dreadlocks, as it is usually a tell tale sign of a pigeon head. While looking like nothing more than loose hair, be warned, if ejaculated upon, these split ends will reproduce at an alarming rate. So beware and handle your local "Pigeon Head" with care.

-"Man, take a look at all them Pigeon Heads, I bet a nigger could get some mad dome for a point."

-"Pigeon Heads give great head!" exclaimed Dick to Jane. As to which Jane replies, "I want to be a pigeon head when I grow Up!"

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pigeon-toed

one who's feet are turned inward.

Mikey Way is hawtt because he is pigeon-toed.

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Tired Pigeon

When your penis is in need of a quick kid ( Resulting into coitus with no condom )

I need to release my tired pigeon really quick.

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carrier pigeon

The coolest type of bird EVER. They carry messages on their feet because they're so cool. They're basically n00bs that do stuff for you. A great example is Shap. Except for the fact that Shap isn't really really cool.
Anyway, screw cell phones, carrier pigeons is the new thing. Pfft, texting is overrated.
Buy a carrier pigeon.

Example? A carrier pigeon!

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Gym Pigeon

A person who only works out their upper body and doesn't understand what it is to do a squat or a deadlift.

Hence they end up looking like their animal namesake; fluffed up on top but walking around on matchsticks.

Dave, you see that gym pigeon over there? Doing arm curls in the squat rack.

Yeah, he's got legs like my 12 year old niece!

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