kus piti

Kus piti is basically a person who has "pussio" qualities it is a term used by the Hashmi family to name Arslan, Ahsan, Karar, Mani,Paa ali, Tafsir and not forgetting Waqar.

U fucking kuspiti
Too maa chod kus piti
bund ja kai marr kus piti
ter maa kuspiti
tera baap kus piti

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pitiful excuse for a used douche

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

First Rule of Self Pity

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.

When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.

Pity Picture Gone Wrong

This phenomenon happens when a pretty girl takes a picture with an ugly girl. Often times the picture is taken as a nice gesture. The next day the pretty girl goes online and finds the picture as the ugly girls profile picture. This effect will make new users who look at the ugly girls profile to think that she is the pretty one. To further this point, the ugly girl may choose to use this picture on a dating site. The passerby will look at the picture and assume that the ugly girl is the pretty girl. Therefore, it is a way of tricking people into thinking that you are pretty without lying.

Example 1:

Tonya: Hey i got a message from a guy on my dating site.
Cait: Wow your so lucky.

Tonya: He wants to see me in the dress i was wearing in the picture
Cait: oh la la
Tonya: Crap, i used the Pity Picture Gone Wrong

Example 2:
Beverly: Hey im checking out everyone's prom pictures online
Hannah: tell me if you find any of me
Beverly: I found one, your with Fat Faced Fiona. AND She is using it as her profile pictures!!
Hannah: no way, now everyone is going to think she is the pretty one in the picture. I hate when a pity picture goes wrong

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pity ticket

A pity ticket is given out in an arcade. When you lose a game, the machine gives you a single ticket for trying. This is a pity ticket.

Wow, Steve totally sucks at Smokin' Token. He totally missed the target and got the single pity ticket for losing.

Geez, I'm really terrible at arcade games. I totally rock my 20 pity tickets! (after spending $50)

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celebrity porker pity project

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.

It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.

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Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine

Originating in the film "Pooty Tang", This phrase has no actual definition, just like everything else that Pooty says. He's just too cool for words.

Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine!

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