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Verb; to trespond (tres-pond): The act of swimming in a pond that is not legally your own. This act is done without consent of the pond owner and is a misdemeanor in all states, except Michigan.
My friend was tres-ponding in Mr. Humans backyard pond while he was on vacation.
similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.
"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"
Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders
You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome
The act of pleasuring yourself by placing several small stones and marbles up your rectum for pleasure. Traditional bee ponding involves using different coloured marbles to attract bees.
Friend ('You have a lot of marbles Tom' Tom ('Yea they are my Bee Pond marbles')
Friend ('Where are the stones?')
When someone has not officially came out of the closet, but you are fairly certain of their orientation.
Jon:" Hey did you hear Vince and Angie broke up? Yeah he moved in with Sean in an apartment on South Beach."
Paul: "Yeah that guy says he's not gay, but heknows where the pond is.
Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place. if the booty too fat the stomach prolly fat too . if ANYONE came to ur head whilst reading this, you should prolly push them in girl.
irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!
queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE
crackhead: ouu whats it called
queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots
Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place.
irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!
queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE
crackhead: ouu whats it called
queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots