adjective - when your hair forms a wave-like existence that would be the result of a good, hard makeout
Anna's pictures of me are awful, especially with that makeout hair poof thing.
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Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.
May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”
On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.
Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!
Low amount of money, poor, not worth much
Wow what a good deal! Must be a poof price.
When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch
Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!
The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.
Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.