Pork Eye

When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.

Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.

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farmie pork

a farmie pork is when you see a city slicker on farmersonly.com so you gotta shove a pig up your ass to assert your americanism and drive them Ol' City Slickers back on to their religion. The farmie pork is the pig after the butt stuff

John: "Yeah dude I saw me a City Slicker on my here tinder sort app"

Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"

John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"

Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"

Pork Puss

A tight little chubby pussy.

She pulled her panties to the side and gave me a glimpse of her pork puss.

She had the wettest pork puss.

Pork Winkie

Slang for Penis

His Pork Winkie was medium-well done.

Pork Berries

Hemorrhoids around the anus from excessive anal sex.

Rachel won’t let me hit the ass for a while. She’s got too many pork berries that need to shrink.

My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.

That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.

pork paste

the end product of male ejaculation

After many heated hours of humping, Ted finally showered me with his pork paste.

pulling the pork

Another term for masturbating.. Pulling the pork.

Hey what's that guy doing? Don't mind him he is just pulling the pork