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n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.
"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
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When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.
Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.
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a farmie pork is when you see a city slicker on farmersonly.com so you gotta shove a pig up your ass to assert your americanism and drive them Ol' City Slickers back on to their religion. The farmie pork is the pig after the butt stuff
John: "Yeah dude I saw me a City Slicker on my here tinder sort app"
Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"
John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"
Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"
She pulled her panties to the side and gave me a glimpse of her pork puss.
She had the wettest pork puss.
Hemorrhoids around the anus from excessive anal sex.
Rachel won’t let me hit the ass for a while. She’s got too many pork berries that need to shrink.
My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.
That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.
It’s a turtle with wings and a hotdog as a neck. They fly and appear when you’re high.
Bro I smoked so much I can see pork turtles.