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A Pringle is someone who is so sensitive, that they aren't even a snowflake anymore. This person can not handle real world problems and has a melt down over the tiniest of issues. Pringles are originally a brand of potato chips that comes in a tube and has many different flavors. This person crumbles as easily as a single pringle, hence the name. It's not strictly political and can be used on any one who is too sensitive or feels they must be sheltered from everything.
Example 1:
Mia: Yeah, I took my dog to the vet today. They said she's gonna be-
Micheal: NO!!!! NOT YOUR DOG!!! I LOVED HER SO MUCH! Why did this happen!?!?!!?
Mia: Relax! She just had fleas!
*rolls eyes* You are such a pringle.
Example 2:
*Johnny sits down to watch a movie*
TV: WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. IT IS RATED 18.
The only 'graphic' thing is a guy smoking a cigarette.
Johnny: Such pringles.
Its when youre single but also hungry
Interviewer: Relationship status?
Michael: Um pringle. That's like single but hungry.
to pringle someone is to full cock back punch someone in the back of the head while fucking doggy style. you only do it when your partner says "hit me!"
person 1: "she was telling me to hit 'er so i punched her in the back of the head and she was like 'what the fuck??'"
person 2: "bro you fucking pringled her ass tf were you on"
When your single and you don't know what gender you want.
Pringles are just lonely people with no love life.
The chips In the can that are like crack to the average human being.
Jimmy: Dude why did you eat all the Pringles?
Carl: I just opened it ate 5 and they were gone.
Jimmy: Oh Carl you know they are the Chip equivalent to Crack.
(v) To have sexual intercourse. "She wants to pringle"
(n) Penis. "She wants the pringle"
Coined by college students in Chestnut Hill, MA, "pringle" or "pringle time" has become common slang throughout New England.
Person 1: Is it pringle time tonight?.
Person 2: Tommorrow I'm down to pringle.
Person 1: You said that last time. Sometime in 2018 please!