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Usually male, but can be female too. A male redneck is one who is mainly dirty blonde, 5 foot 9. Yellow teeth, leaves the truck window down, even if it is 95 degrees in summer..Feels claustrophobic if the AC is on. Gotta get that Fah rayush air., one who has abused many women before, and just has to call any female a BITCH, even his female dogs. WAYALL, that is what they yar.! he would say. Female rednecks are always jealous of their mayon, thinking they got some sort of prize, and ya bettur stay away from heeum.!! Some of them even have good jobs, ABOVE their intelligence level, lord knows why. anyway, rednecks come in both sexes, and they like sex too...they think it is natural, like animals in the wild.
Rednecks are corny, horny, and just plain dumb, NASCAR being one of their favorite passtimes, varoomie cars go round and round and round, till I ACTUALLY fall asleep. Yeah, to be a redneck you have to actually STAY awake while watching it! I watch it when I want some background noise to make me take an afternoon nap!
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country boy with small dick so he has to compensate with a big truck.
redneck has a small dick so wants a big truck
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A hard working blue collar boy or girl generally from the south. Many people try to use it as a insult to us but y'all don't understand it's actually a compliment. Yes there are some stereotypes that are true for most of us i.e. hunting, fishing,4x4 trucks, and owning a black dog usually called nigger as well as dipping and cussing. Yee yee stay strong southern rednecks
Yankee- You stupid redneck you can't name your dog nigger it's offensive to black people.
Redneck- I don't give a fuck about your feelings son. Oh yea thanks for the compliment.*yells* nigger come here. * dog comes running*
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Mostly from the South, widely thought of as uneducated men who sleep with their sister and who hit their women and children. Which however is wrong, they are educated in more ways than 1. Thought of as a person who prefers solitude, but really just prefers a simple life.
A redneck can work all his life and get nothing but ridicule from "better" people. A redneck can Join the military, become a doctor, stalk, kill, and skin a deer, raise his own crops, shoe his own horses and is one of the most loving and compassionate people, they just have problems expressing them to outsiders.
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Also see George Bush
Duuuh, guess i better get home now so i can go smack my wife in the eye, yes sir!
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Any Person who:
Lives in a trailer
Goes to NASCARD events
Lives in Alabama, Missouri, Texas, or other Southern states.
Uses the word "yall", "aint", "howdy"
Is missing several teeth
Uses the word "nigger" or other rascial terms that are extremely ofensive.
ALSO SEE "HICK"
I aint no redneck, I am edhukated!
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Someone who breaths, sleeps, and lives NASCAR. Usually smoke in the woods with a bottle of beer, and their belly hangs out. Maybe a crack head. If they went 2 college its a miracle-but it has to be 5 towns college. Someone who is probably bald and kidnapps little boys.- They have nothing else 2 do.
NASCAR LOVERS, CRACK HEADS, SMOKEAHOLICS, KIDNAPPERS.-NO KNOWLAGE, PEEING ON THINGS, SHAVING ARMS, PUBLIC URANATION, DRINKING BEER WITH FRIENDS WHILE WATCHING NASCAR, WATCHING NEKKED PEOPLE. HAVE 2 FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO ASSES.-BIG ASS BEARDS.- REDNECKS. WIPING ASSES WITH YUGIOH CARDS
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