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Politically open romantic preference

aka. P.O.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of what their political identity is

Veronica identifies as being a supporter of the Reform Party, but she is interested in dating other people, even if they have a different political identity from her. She has a Politically open romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 04, 2021


Non-romantic situationship

Definition:
A complex, emotionally enmeshed connection between two people who used to date, kind of still do emotionally, but now insist they’re “just friends” while continuing to talk for hours, share intimate life details, flirt occasionally, and confuse everyone in their lives including themselves.

Origin:
Usually evolves after a romantic breakup that failed to properly detach due to leftover fondness, emotional codependency, or an unwillingness to lose access to the only person who truly gets your weird jokes and trauma responses.

- “He’s not my boyfriend—he’s my non-romantic situationship. We only talk every day, share pet custody, and make each other jealous. Totally casual.”

by BeHumanOutLoud May 13, 2025


Pro-chastity romantic preference

Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual will only date someone if they are willing to refrain from having sex until they get married

Jasmine is only interested in dating people who are willing to abstain from having sex until they get married. She has a pro-chastity romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 13, 2021


Urban Dictionary romantic

Someone who proclaims their love by making a flattering Urban Dictionary definition of the person's name.

Voting really gets bogged down with all the Urban Dictionary romantics

by Shyawayfromprofanitiesomewhy January 26, 2017


romantical pappy

when you grow a beard to be an alpha male like your dad and he screws your cockhole using a water balloon as a condom to assert dominance and to let you know you are still his baby child.

My dad did me a romantical pappy because i thought i was an alpha like him

by fourletterlover June 01, 2022


romantic disclosure dilemma

aka. R.D.D. When an individual has a romantic crush on somebody, but does not know how to tell them how they feel about them. It often happens to people who have never asked someone out and has not been in a romantic relationship previously.

Alan: Hey Dima. What is the matter? You have not been yourself all day.

Dima: I have a romantic disclosure dilemma. I've had a crush on Kailani for months now and I want to ask her out before the semester is over, but I have no idea how to tell her how I feel about her.
Alan: You should go on Wikihow and look it up. They usually provide good advice on how to do stuff like that.
Dima: Thanks for the help. I'll try that.

by Vanguard 1998 February 27, 2021


romantically obligated

The requirement to do something against your will for your significant other out of love or because that person will have sex with you. A sense of duty to the booty

"Sorry I can't come over to watch the ball game; I'm romantically obligated to visit the in-laws."

by Patrickdcrowley August 04, 2014