An absolute fitty that you want to drag down the nearest dark alley and have your way with.
Hey you see that sassy piece??
Yeh what an absolute piece of sass!
When a person has a arrogant attitude towards someone.
GUUUURRRRRLLLL did you get your sassy flakes this morning?
A man (or person) who displays large amounts of sass, generally in a feminine or queer manner with large amounts of self confidence. This is usually characterized by stance, quips, and other not so subtle-subtle mannerisms.
There are many possible scenarios where one may exhibit symptoms of Sassy Man Syndrome, and SMS (Sassy Man Syndrome) is not a joke, so it is important to be aware of these signs so you can seek the help necessary for those with SMS /j
Some of these examples are;
Example A
man: *says something super sassy with a smug ass look*
person: that guy has a serious case of Sassy Man Syndrome
Example B
man: *sits with a manspread*
person: I think he has a case of Sassy Man Syndrome
The way a witch/wizard holds their wand in an odd way. This is normally by Draco, but Snape has his moments.
There goes Draco doing the sassy wand pose again.
Alias held by slutty cam girls who slide in your dm’s during early hours of the day asking you for money because your father was caught choking the chicken on camera. Sadly these dumb girls think you’re going to pay for your dad’s hoe ways but they are unfortunately mistaken. Warning they will send the pictures and you will be scarred for life.
Person 1: Dude what’s up you’re really quiet this morning
Person 2: oh I don’t know it’s just the third time I’ve woken up to bitches telling me dad’s flashing his Willy again
Person 1: what in the actual fuck is he ever gonna learn I swear if I here a word from one more Sassy Veronica I’m gonna lose my shit
Some sassymandarin mum who is a beast in the sack who loves the to take a twig inside her
Omg that sassys mum
A fat black chick with the orgasm, with big tits.
"O my god, I feelin sassy hippo right nao"