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Young woman in her late teens to early twenties-who is already the mother of 2 to 5 plus children. She can be found in the late hours of the night swiping her ebt card or fiending for dick from the same type of guys who already pay her child support. She claims to do it all on her own but canât even watch her own children who are typically covered in hot Cheeto dust reeking havoc and destruction.This girl can typically be found asking why no one wants to be with her or help her but we all know the reason. Most girls with these symptoms have daddy issues stay away at all cost.
Person 1: â Can you believe this bitch I opened her fridge and the only thing she had was a pack of Coronasâ
Person 2:â Doesnât she have kids?â
Person 1: âYeah and 5 different baby daddiesâ
Person 2: âFucking tampicomomâ
Commonly known as the menâs witching hours. Spooky time between 10pm and 2am . During this time men who hardly acknowledge your existence or talk to you can be found trying to make plans. We all know why wink wink. Be warned you must stay away at all cost for your safety and sanity they are no longer human the cock demon has possessed them.
Person 1: girl whoâs messaging you at this time your phone has been dry all night nuh uh let me see
Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ainât going nowhere I know itâs cock oâclock
Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
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Alias held by slutty cam girls who slide in your dmâs during early hours of the day asking you for money because your father was caught choking the chicken on camera. Sadly these dumb girls think youâre going to pay for your dadâs hoe ways but they are unfortunately mistaken. Warning they will send the pictures and you will be scarred for life.
Person 1: Dude whatâs up youâre really quiet this morning
Person 2: oh I donât know itâs just the third time Iâve woken up to bitches telling me dadâs flashing his Willy again
Person 1: what in the actual fuck is he ever gonna learn I swear if I here a word from one more Sassy Veronica Iâm gonna lose my shit
When a girl gets piped down so good that she loses what little rationality is left of her already insane mindset. The dick she got was so good that the same the girl who was thotin and trottin a week ago considers being a stay at home wife and reevaluating all her lifeâs decisions.
Person 1: âI thought Becky couldnât cook, and she was talking to me about getting married.â
Person 2: âWasnât that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonaldâs last week?
Person 1: âYeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!â
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The RKO/ FINISH HIMMMMMMMMM!!!!! of all the sex moves, ladies know this more than anyone else. Typically known as most men and womenâs favorite position however itâs the one given the least attention too because guys lose their shit when in it, but who could blame them. After a few minutes in this position, your partner can be found having what appears to be a seizure ....itâs okay heâll recover.
Person 1: I just want someone to hit it doggy-style for at least 10 min is that too much to ask
Person 2: girl with an ass like that you already know the answer
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Commonly known as the Meal Ready to Eat. This substance is quite possibly the most toxic substance in existence more so than plutonium. The great men and women who serve this country can be found consuming these scrumptious concoctions while out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere doing fun military operations shooting missiles and other interesting pew pews . Warning after consumption of these yummy delicacies your digestive system will forever be destroyed, if youâre lucky itâll pass out of your system in ten years.
Person 1: man I havenât shit in five days is this normal I think Iâm going to die if I eat one more MRE
Person 2: Itâs okay buckeroon I know itâs your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon thatâs gonna the the hardest shit youâll ever take in your life, but itâs okay after your first one youâll be seasoned vet
Chronic occurrence caused by overconsumption of a toxic and delicious chemical known as your once favorite alcoholic drink . One wiff of this drink will make your asshole pucker and send your nervous system into utter and cosmic lack of control,especially your gag reflex.
Person 1: how many shots of jägermeister are you having tonight Pussy thot
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper Iâm forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didnât raised a quitter Iâll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch