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the inability to see something right in front of you
-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease
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Usually but not exclusively a poor or working class white male that has severe anger issues. They usually target women of color(particularly black women)feeding off of their insecurities and gullibility.
They can be vehemently racist, extremely violent and destructive. They know that being White alone can be enough to get by in Urban areas and take full advantage of it.
Person 1 - Yo you heard about Keyshia new boyfriend
Person 2 - Yeah I heard he just got out of jail due to child porn charges
Person 1 - Welp, he just went back because he just killed her
Person 2 - Oh damn....Typical Bottom Shelf Brad
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code for masturbation when you are in a public forum.
My wife had a headache last night, so I put up a shelf
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The act of telling people off that consistently misspell words in their statuses and in other aspects of life. The "your" can be substituted with "them" when the action is towards someone else or to "my" when regarding yourself (or your shelf). The "shelf" is supposed to "self" in proper English. Can also be used as FMS, FYS or FTS as abbreviations.
For the fact that you always misspell on Facebook, you can go fuck your shelf!
Why is this day dragging on? FMS
I'm in the mood to tell somebody to go fuck them shelf.
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One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot
Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.
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This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.
Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.
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