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HIV infected human prone to nose bleeds and sneezing fits
Weve gotta get out of here, this guy is an AIDS shotgun!
When you Ejaculate into someone anus. And immediately after that that person fats lunching jizz back at the person
Omg dude she just did a Reverse Shotgun on me
eating whatever you can find in your kitchen, usually in a fast pace manner, so you will not be late for a appointment.
I woke up late for school so i had a shotgun breakfast of a handfull of corn chips and a few sips of a soda.
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To shotgun masturbate is to be able to jack off in one swift, shotgun pump-esque motion. This is due to the girl you are masturbating to being so ridiculously hot, that one shotgun pump motion is all you need.
Guy #1: Dude, how hot is she?
Guy #2: I swear, I could shotgun masturbate to her.
Guy #1: Really? I don't believe?
Guy #2: No lie. I swear. Just chk, chk, boom.
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Similar to the shotgun mouthwash technique of dental cleanliness, a shotgun fade is the fastest haircut ever, and the last one you will ever need.
"Oh shit did you hear Qais got a shotgun fade? His hair looks tight but his face is kind of messed up. Yeah I can give you a ride to the funeral, no problem man. Yeah your sister and I are still not talking I don't really know what to do about her anymore anyway."
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The act of turning in a whole bunch of applications to different areas of employment in hope that at least one of them employs you.
The "shotgun effect" could mean anything involving multiple usage of something until something happens. It is similar to how a shotgun shoots : it fires a spread of buckshot, so if you're shooting a buckshot round from a distance, you'd better hope at least ONE of the pellets hit the target.
"The shotgun effect is my attempt to get a fucking job. BUT, it never happens. -_-' "
-me
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when gas builds up in your ass and you have to shit, when you go to take the shit, you sit down on the toilet seat and the gas that was built up in your ass shoots the shit all over the toilet.
OH FUCK, i couldn't make it to the toilet so i shotgun shited all over the back wall.
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