Pensacola skid mark

When you're giving your partner a lap dance and uncontrollably shit all over her.

"Oh man I was so drunk last night. I think I have her a Pensacola skid mark."

Skid Mobile

an old shabby van or some other form of embarrassing transportation you have to ride in sometimes

"How did you get here?"

"Oh, my dad drove me in the skid mobile."

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dox me skid

The perfect response to a
skid when they come on your minecraft server and say they're gonna ddos it and steal your personal information.

Skid: OMG IMA DDOS TEH SRVR N U AINT GON DO ANYTHING ABT IT SKRUB
Owner: dox me skid -bans skid-

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Worthless of all Skids

A skid who claims to coin terms of technologies already in existence and then tries to backpedal into stating something a Fox brings up. Look up "Johnny Shadoe"

Dude, I found the Worthless of all Skids, he goes by "Johnny Shadoe", Trying to recoin Multi Factor Authentication with "Universal 3 Factor Authentication.

drop a fat skid

When you’re in a car and you pull the handbrake up and it leaves a rather large skid or marking on the ground

Yo kirsty mate drop a fat skid on his driveway

skid safety officer

To piss on and clear away another mans skids in the pan after a good poo.

'I'm a skid safety officer sir, I'll clean that'

'Wow that's a mess, better do my duty as a skid safety officer and hose that down'

front wheel skid

cockney rhyming slang, front wheel skid, yid, jew.

look at that front wheel skid just fell under that bus.

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