skull candy

Euphemism for blow job.

It was my birthday last night so I had my old lady whip some skull candy on me.

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Skull Drag

When you put your fingers through someone's eye sockets and drag them around until they die

example 'Oi john look at that fuckwit, I'll go skull drag that cunt for 5 bucks

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skull fuck

the act of cutting or shooting a hole in someone's head and sticking your penis in it

"That girl was so hot I'd skull fuck her!"

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skull cap

NW DC slang for head, top piece, dome, suckin dick!!

That white bitch gives good skull cap

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talk to the skull

A variation of talk to the hand. Done while holding up a skull stolen from a museum.

Talk to the skull cos da hand doan wanna hear it

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skull cap

The act of shooting someone in the head in such a manner that the top of their head flips off like a cap.

Man, I feel like skull capping some Nazis right now

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Skull-Fuck

A dumb-ass, usually male and happens to suffer from S.D.S (Small Dick Syndrome) in which they must overcompensate with bad jokes that wreak of the desperate attempts of a guy with a major inferiority complex... WHEW!
Also: Dumb-ass, Fucktard, Nimrod and Wankmeisters.

Inappropriately named children's show character:
If I always make bad mom jokes beat on the sickly kid and am basically an insecure douche what does that mean kids?
Kids:
A Skull-Fuck!

OR

SF (skull fuck): You are gay
ASF (ANTI skull fuck): To put it bluntly you godamn inbred half-witted, club footed, blink 182 loving, music ruining, fucktard!... Fuck off...

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