Spam Tree

When a single nonsense post results in a string of spam responses by different people, then a Spam Tree has been planted.

Alex: Chuck Norris didn't turn 70, 70 turned Chuck Norris.

19,000 stupid responses later, a beautful Spam Tree had blossomed.

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Spam account

A spam account, sometimes referred to as a “sass account”, is an Instagram account with thousands of posts. Most users post daily and multiple times a day. Everything that goes on the spam is supposed to stay on the spam - illegal substances, nudes, 25 pictures in a row of you crying during a mental breakdown. The community started many years ago, maybe 2011 or so. People like Julia Penton, Jaelle Stiles, Ren, etc were some of the OG spam accounts; they have a big following base because their lives are absolutely insane half the time. Spams are different from Finstas. Spam = community of strangers. Finsta = Jeremy down the block who rides your bus.

Girl 1: Hey, I saw you having a mental breakdown on your spam account last night.

Girl 2: Yeah, that’s pretty common with me.

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Grenade spam

The act of tossing a as many grenades as possible into the opposing teams area in an online game, in order to get kills. For instance HQ in COD4.

****ink grenade spam 5th ****fucking spawn in row mother****er kick his *** ***** FUCK.

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street spam

n. Advertisements posted on telephone poles, traffic lights, and other public areas.

Honest, officer, I didn't even see the stop sign! Look at all the street spam all over that corner.

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Spam Kush

Lowest grade of hydroponic marijuana, underdeveloped and improperly grown.

You want the good stuff for twenty or the Spam Kush for five...?

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heart spam

When someone is just pressing the heart button on instagram.

Example: oh Sara nice heart spam STOP DOING THAT PLEASE

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spam porpoise

Yet another euphemism for a penis, coined by Andrew Hussie of MS Paint Adventures. Generally used to add an element of variety to a conversation centering around the male genitalia.

1: Hey, how was your date last night?
2: Rough, my spam porpoise is aching...

or

1: blahblahblah dicks blahblahblah
2: blahblah Johnsons blahblahblah
3: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
1 & 2: Spam porpoise.

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