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spoon poon

Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.

Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.

"I started off passing out next to Ashley, yada, yada, I got me some spoon poon."

by Jazzual August 25, 2011

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toe spoon

A brilliant Austrian innovation which significantly improves upon the function of the toe knife. The toe spoon completely eliminates any risk of self-injury during the cleaning of scum out of one's toes.

Frank used to swear by his toe knife, but ever since he met Alexi, he has always cleaned the scum out with a toe spoon.

by Solo Amadeus December 1, 2021


silver spoon

To be spoiled. Have many luxuries without earning them on their own. Usually by one's parents.

"That kid has been fed with a silver spoon his whole life...his dad buys him a new car every year!"

by poor kid April 24, 2005

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Joji Spoon

Joji spoon” originated by maxmoefoe after George Miller aka “joji” was being cancelled for being filthy frank. The term “joji spoon“ means...Idk🤷 ♂️

K-pop Stan: “OMG joji was filthy frank and made a mean song about Ariana Grande #jojiisoverparty”

Maxmoefoe: joji spoon

Twomad: joji spoon

Anything4views: joji spoon

by BigChokolate September 22, 2020


Spoon Pic

A picture which contains a spoon being held by the person in question or somewhere in the frame. It is used to authenticate a poster's unproven claims. The randomness of the spoon makes the picture less likely to have been copied from somewhere else. Originated on the Misc section of bodybuilding.com.

FitGurlXOX: "Why don't you guys believe I'm a real female? I just posted a pic of me showing off my ample cleavage."

Miscer: "How about you post a pic with a spoon tucked between that ample cleavage."

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BigGunz: "I'm 6'5", weigh 300lbs of solid ripped muscle, I own a Ferrari and I'm a model"

Miscer: "Spoon Pic"

by danmk March 23, 2010

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spoon broom

Slang term for a killer mustache

Dude you are rockin that spoon broom

by Sabinator74 September 8, 2015


absolute spoon

The way of insulting someone. Usually to call them a wanker without them realising

You absolute spoon

by Hayoumug January 14, 2017