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1. God
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness
There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.
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Whitie
wanna whigger
is as black as a baseball
stephen casey: whut up my nig
any other person within 25 feet: (cock) bang bang bang
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The best frickin point guard for the Golden State Warriors! Wardell Stephen Curry the second was born on March 14, 1988 and enjoys playing basketball and golf. Steph is a very huge fan of Drake and have hung out with each other. He has a wife named Ayesha Curry and two beautiful daughters name Ryan and Riley. His teammates are Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, Andre Iguodala, and Draymond Green. He has won two MVP awards and was the first ever unanimous MVP back in 2016. He has recently won an NBA Champion, with the Finals MVP, KD. Overall, he has officially won 2 NBA Finals and will definitely win more as long as he stays the same and works hard. He is an amazing clutch shooter, funny, and will soon be in the NBA Hall of Fame later on in the future.
Mike Breen: Curry, way downtown...BANG! BANG! Oh what a shot from Curry!!
Real fan/Bandwagon: Damn, Stephen Curry is clutch! Warrrriors
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The nicest and funniest and coolest person around friends and family. Can destroy anyone named Dillon and doesn't hate anyone. The name Colton and Stephens are related to this name. It is essentially the two put together into a final name.
He's such a Colton Stephens
Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you
Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.
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A random undercard bum that fights in the UFC that literally no one has a fucking clue who he is or has seen one of his matches. He was most likely paid 14 dollars and a small Italian grinder by Dana to do the UFC press conference and somehow tried to disrespect the greatest fighter in the sport Conor McGregor during it. McGregor famously replying with "Who the fuck is that guy" completely destroying Jeremy Stephens in one sentence.
Reporter- "Conor, Who do you think would give you the toughest fight out of everyone on this stage"
Jeremy Stephens - "I would, I am the hardest hitting 145 pounder, right here. When I knock people out, they don't fucking move"
Conor McGregor- "Who the fuck is that guy?...... Who the fuck is that?" (Crowd erupts in laughter)
R.I.P Jeremy Stephens Career. 2016-2016
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person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.
1. I want a Stephen Carpenter style guitar setup.
2. Stephen Carpenter is one of my heroes!
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Dustin Stephens, is one of the best apache gunner any pilot could have. Ruggedly handsome by definition and has the style of a young Tom Cruise. Can make a grown man cry by only using his eye brows, causes an orgasms with the sound of voice. Can master anything he sets his mind to, can cause millillion's to lose interest upon growing tired of it. Is the strongest person you could meet in 10 life times. Has the biggest heart towards family and friends.
I once dated a guy for three years before i found out he wasn't born with the name Dustin Stephens, and then i raped, ate and killed him.
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