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Apple Store Sluts

Junior High School chicks that hang around the Apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the "hot effects" that Apple PhotoBooth has to offer (17 ugly-ass effects). I guess they aren't really sluts, but its hard to tell what it is they want, hanging around a place looking hot all the time. Often times these girls will take hundreds of pictures just to get that "perfect one" for their MySpace. Also, when they sign in to MySpace to upload that hot-ass picture, they almost always forget to sign out. This makes it very easy to ruin their life, because as you know, each teenage girl has put her entire soul and power into her myspace, a bit like Sauron and The One Ring.

Apple Store Sluts:

Becky: OH. EM. GEE. Julianna, I simply HAVE to put this one on my MySpace, oh it's so perfect.

Julianna: Oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.

Karen: Yeah guys we can't stop now, I still have 7 empty slots in my MySpace pictures section!

(The lame bitches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. Yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. I enter the door, go on their MySpaces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. I have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)

by calhopkins December 16, 2006

68๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


99 cent store

Home of cheap stuff, expired brand name food, and almost expired food from brands you've never heard of.

Hey dude I'm gonna go buy some party poppers at the 99 cent store.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

81๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


99 cent store

Business establishment owned and operated by rapper 50 cent's older brother.

Yo! Get you some pimp-ass gear and a hot 9 milli at 99 cent store

by A-row May 20, 2003

101๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Virgin Mega store

An all girls catholic school.

Did you see anything or one you liked in the Virgin Mega Store?

by S.Dixon June 3, 2005

48๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


music store syndrome

when you are in a store and you know there is something you want or need but you can't think of it.

Damnit I know there is something I needed from here, crap I have music store syndrome

by KungFu April 5, 2005

42๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fatass store

Another word for the store 'Casual Male Big & Tall'.

"Yo, dude, I need to get some clothes."
"Dude, are you asking me out on a shopping date?"
"No, I mean, I just need some clothes."
"I don't see how that's different, but I'll humour you. Where too?"
"The Fatass store."
"Where?"
"Where the fuck else? I weigh 140 God damn kilos, where do you think I get clothes?"

by Fee1 October 12, 2007

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used bread store

Notional name for bakery outlet stores (such as what are run by Weber and Orowheat) that sell products at discount rates.

Origin is obscure, but probably comes by analogy that something that's previously used is a lot cheaper than something that's new.

Usage is considered silly.

We picked up food at the used bread store for half the price we would've paid at the grocery store!

by Dennis The Tiger December 31, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž