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A grenade
Soldier 1: hello
Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH
While having diarrhea, your peeing from your ass when a suprise solid bursts from your asshole in a painful manor.
Yo I had the shits really bad when I was hit by the suprise poops
When a human ejaculates on another human who was not expecting it
Marissa: "you'll never believe it! I was giving Daniel head when all of a sudden there was a Suprise Shot! I was so peeved."
When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.
Hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality shit, its called protein suprise
When a friend (usually an avid sesher) decides to bring 5 grams of marijuana to a function. The function usually will be small, averaging 2-4 people
"I heard that one guy from the party last night wants to bring a nathan suprise tomorrow night"
When you squirt siracha in your girls eyes and suprisingly cum on her face.
Last night, i gave my wife a spicy suprise.
Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church
If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise