Swing Pong

Phenonmenom in Fly In-Fly Out mining operations where two opposing swings try to mine the same orebody with different teams, ideas, hopes and dreams.
Every swing, a goodly amount of time and effort is spent progressing the recalcitrant teams direction and vision only to have the recidivist swing come in, ignore it, work on their own plan and hand it over to the the recalcitrant team a week later.

This game can be played ad infinitum.

Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week"
Recalcitrant Crew - "We have to mine lots of Waste this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Ore and we have to move the Waste"
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Waste and we have to move the Ore - looks like we got us a game of Swing Pong"

Etc.

the swinging arm

punch thrown in rugby game disguised as a tackle. Similar to clothesline

"he came into the tackle with a swinging arm"

swing and slap

the action of slapping somebody with a wooden ruler. the specified area of which the ruler impacts may vary.

Me: Imma swing and slap Ryan so he stop being a lil bich.

Swing Kinker

A game involving a swing and a football. Similar to Rounders but on a swing and with a football. A game prominently played in the North of Forfar in the Market muir mostly on weekends.

Here dougy torrie wants to play swing kinker...hes got a ball and some trackies!

Hollywood swinging

Having sex or having relations with alot of attractive women.

the club was the perfect place to hollywood swinging.

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stripper swing

When business is so slow in a strip club that you have two strippers swing dancing on stage just to entertain themselves. Usually to the cherry poppin' daddies or big bad voodoo daddies.

Dude the club was so empty last night that I got to witness the stripper swing.

Really? Must've been a slow night

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Swinging Ship

"A Swinging Ship is where you take your pubes to the top of your ass crack sliding like a winging ship across someones face the form should make a U. So to do this you take the pubes to the taint then slide from the taint to the asshole and slide back to the pubes."

"I just gave my room mate a Swinging Ship while they were asleep."

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