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Gay anal sex after spicy food
guy 1-I had a bum blitz last night
guy 2- I don't need to know that
blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids
#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist
GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.
Long Live 3fi
*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"
It's a meme that was made really quickly.
Person 1: Sam posted really embarrassing photo in the group chat. Less then 5 minutes have passed and Chloe has already made a meme about him.
Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.
yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.
last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz
When your dog licks your cooter without your consent
Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz
Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?