Is the greatest munch of all time, got Lebron's James'd by his dog.
"That bitch ass nigga Calvin
Calvin is a bitch who dont take showers he has dandruff and cheese curds dropping onto his shirt he always beats his dog and eats rabbit dookie no one likes calvin, if you ever meet a calvin... RUN
eww your such a calvin
Calvin is a super sus boy who were vans and thinks he has drip, but he really doesn’t
Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.
Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
Calvin is wanted by every single man in the whole universe
You know Calvin, he’s the hottest man alive that every man is after.
BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE UNIVERSE, literally is rat, if you have a friend named Calvin, I pray you kill them, jk don’t do that
Damn, that guy is such a Calvin