Erpa Derp

A saying, spoken out loud, while acting as a slow or mentally challenged person when someone makes an incorrect action or is unwillingly blind to something obvious.

Guy1: WHERE IS HE!?!?!

Guy2: In front of you in the bushes. ERPA DERP!

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Purple Derp

A purple retard, or a purple mentally challenged person.

There is a purple derp down in Florida.

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Herp Derp

A phrase said by idiotic morons who think they are cooler then they actually are.

HERP DERP. I AM SO HIPSTER.

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Derp

Is a word that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions aswell as a wierd fraze such as...Derpdy

Normal person: "Hey, whats up?"

Connor White: "Derp herpa flerp merp der gerp"

Normal person: "Speak normal you derpy dick"

Connor White: "DERPPPPPPPP"

Normal Person: "Calm down"

Connor White:"wa"

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meh, derp

Meh, derp means oh screw you i'm not gonna listen to your derpiness.

guy1 meh, derp
guy2 how mean of you!

guy1 just shut up derp
guy2 *cries in a corner*

Dire Derp

Failed at something, messed up.

I put this post in at an angle, I did a Dire Derp.

Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.