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The dump you have to take after you consume a cup of coffee in the morning.
10 minutes after my coffee, I gotta take a coffee dump.
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having sex with a girl then totally ignoring her
i hump and dump the girls that talk to much
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Cum-dump is a common term for a true slut. This kind of woman insists on having as many men cum in her mouth, pussy AND asshole as possible. She begs for it and insists that no rubbers be used. She enjoys being called and treated like a total whore.
Kathy is a true cum-dump. Over the weekend over 15 different men came in all three of her slutty holes. She kept scooping cum from her pussy and ass and wiping it on her face and licking her fingers
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An insult launched at someone to destroy their illusion that some place is great.
An assessment of a place of business that you visit on a back way road trip.
Your first thought at the sight of:
A low cost motel room.
A nasty eatery.
A greasy, dusty gas station with expired snack food and a gross restroom.
A line made famous by Bette Davis in the 1949 movie Beyond the Forest co-starring Joseph Cotten.
I can't believe you chose this crappy motel for our wedding night, what a dump!
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Trauma dumping is when someone unveils all of their traumatic experiences to someone else out of pity. Hoping that the other person will feel bad for them.
“Why would you cheat on me?”
“Well growing up I went through *traumatic example* so I’m sorry I’m like this now”
“Plz don’t trauma dump right now this has nothing to do with your past, you cheated on me.”
breh wym🤣
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A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural
NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.
Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.
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Simply put, the Dump of Death is the ULTIMATE, the LARGEST, and the LAST dump you will ever take. This load can result in heart failure and fissures and tears in the rectum.
So when ya got the runz, don't wait, just release the bitch.
... and being found on the toilet like that is a really sad way to go.
An obese man walks into PF Chang's looking for a good meal. After finishing, he realizes he has to go. In the toilet, he starts to struggle, pounding on the wall around his booth. Moments later, he was found dead with an agonized face. A result of the Dump of Death.
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