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The Bear Grylls of fishing. Catches huge ass fish on the TV show River Monsters.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see River Monsters this week? Jeremy Wade caught a 400 pound sting ray with his bare hands.
Guy 2: Yo, that's sick!
Guy 1: Yeah, it was almost as good as last week when he tackled a bull shark.
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Using one's flatulence to avoid sexual progression
Wendy got into my bed last night and I did not pull a Jeremy
(A furry)
He's the Protagonist of a Musical called Be More Chill, along with the book (same title).
He has a best (g a y) friend named Michael Mell.
Jeremy is in love with a play rehearsal f r e a k named Christine Caniglia.
In the musical, he gets a pill called a S.Q.U.I.P. ( A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor), which is a voice in his head that tells him how to 'be more chill' in his high school life (Jeremy wasn't exactly 'popular' at all before the S.Q.U.I.P.).
The S.Q.U.I.P. also makes him stop masturbating-
Jeremy Heere is a furry.
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Whenever an Asian man is in need of a false name, Jeremy Long will do the trick! It also gives a hint as to how long his Asian penis is.
I illegally moved to Australia and gave that chick down the road my Jeremy Long Cock!
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A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.
Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius
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A Asian boiiii who thinks he can get any girl but in reality the only thing he gets is dick i mean ive seen it and goddamn that shit into daddies and is a gold digger. A Jeremy will do anything even blow a man for a follow on instagram. But at school he is a lazy shit and sucks me dry. YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!!!
I`d love to roast you more but your mom`s calling me and you know what that means.
Friend1: Hey Who is Jeremy?
Friend2: Ohhh you mean mo hao ping
Friend2: I fucked his mom yesterday quite thicc i must say
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The voice of Finn the Human from Adventure Time. Not only is he a voice actor but he played young Charlie on Lost. His most recent show was on Cartoon Network called Incredible Crew. Jeremy has a fanbase called the Slim Shadas. You can find them on tumblr or on twitter. Jeremy is defined as Perfect in everyones eye.
Wow did you see Jeremy Shada on Incredible Crew last night?
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