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When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.
She looks cute.
You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.
1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.
A- I’m chraaosing
B-A! Stop
A- oh no it’s 1pm on a Monday.
When you’re doing 69 and she bites your cock so you make a goose noise in her vagina. Only on monday’s
Last week me and my girl had a goosemeat monday
a day when ppl who are too lazy t go to the store get sales online
Ughh Its such a pain to get up for black friday, so i rather just wait for cyber monday.
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The day after Sunday Funday, when you are hungover at work and feel dumb for drinking so much the day before.
I can't believe I drank that much again. I hate Monday Dumbday.
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a slang term used for people of the black race that really like to go church. i mean they really really like church.. so much that they might even be a preacher,or in the choir or just have in2god written on there license plates. and they may say hallejah often
kayla lives next to some sunday mondays,who blockthe street and have a water leaks.
rev. jesse jackson is definatley a sunday monday.
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The Monday immediately following a weekend during which an unusually high number of co-workers or fellow pupils get haircuts and come into work or school with notably different hairdos.
Matt: Yo look at Rob's haircut!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!
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