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The hippocritical former leader of the ANC who tore down the Apartieds in South Africa, replacing it with a black supremency goverment instead, which has now recently seen surges in violence, corruption, AIDS, theft, and rape. Racist against white people, also loves to side with none white groups people and goverments to verbally attack either the USA(white)or Isreal(White Jews), which normally has him allying with repressive gov'ts. Claims to support Democracy, but was against giving Iraq a democratic gov't.
Nelson Mandela called Castro a "man of the people" because people were "cheering" for Castro at a Parade.
Attacks the US, saying
(direct quote)If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. Forgetting things like you know, the Holocoust or Tianaman Square.
Complains that a fully-functioning, democratic nation of Israel has Nuclear Weapons.
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When a man is having sex with his female partner and tells her he can't come so he wants to quit for the night, he then pulls out and tears the condom off and shoves his penis back in her vagina and blows his load inside her.
The condom was in fine condition, but he pulled the Trick Nelson on me and knocked me up.
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oxymoron: the word nelson and any word signifying 'cool' do not belong in the same sentence, much less next to one another.
Commonly misinterpreted by people who do not understand the impossibility of this statement.
Nelson does not rock, but we love him anyways.
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A sweet family, who will always be there for their fans. A family who saved a lot of people.
A family of 19, who made so much people smile and made days better!
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The Admiral is a cheap imposter of Captain Morgan. He tries to hide this fact by using a higher naval rank than his more well-known cousin.
The Admiral is actually based on the real life British military hero, Hoartio Nelson. He ironically died in a battle with pirates in Algeria. Perhaps Captain M got the last laugh?
Admiral Nelson's British vessel fired upon that of Captain Morgan. However, he was no match.
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gay sexual position when a guy is suspended in bondage, and fingered up the ass while getting a blowjob.
man Chris is such a pervert, he gave albert a filthy nelson last night.
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the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)
Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.
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