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The Next Door Neighbor

The act of beating off with your nondominant hand!

Irvin gave himself the next door neighbor.

by CNote2055 September 30, 2009

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girl next door

An average-looking, yet attractive, girl. Not too "she's out of my league".

Katy Perry is a girl next door-type.

by 54356475676745643`123542343345 May 16, 2010

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Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.

She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.

by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019


Next Day Doctrine

The Next Day Doctrine states that NNN (No Nut November) may not officially begin until the time you wake up on November 1st and not at 12:00 AM on October 31st.

"Hey man you cant beat off without failing NNN. Its after 12:00!!"

"No its all good man the Next Day Doctrine makes it all good!"

by SxUzamaki November 1, 2021


cuntrek next generation

To boldly go where others has been before.

I been in this shit and I know someone has been here before, but she's not that old she's definitely cuntrek next generation.

by Geo P June 24, 2021


next line hyphen

A method to differentiate a dash placed at the end of a line to indicate that a word has been separated into two parts because it did not fit on a line, from a hyphen inserted between two or more words, such as "hands-on", "brother-in-law", or "state-of-the-art".

It is best to differentiate a dash placed at the end of a line to indicate that a word has been separated into two parts because it did not fit on a line, from a hyphen in a compound word such as "hands-on".

A "compound word" is comprised of two or more words and has a hyphen between each word.

If a line ends in "able-" and the next line says "bodied", readers automatically interpret "able", followed by "body", to mean "ablebodied". Most people do not remember that the correct way to write "ablebodied" is with a hyphen (able-bodied). I call this method to differentiate dashes from hyphens the "next line hyphen".

If the last word on a line of text says "for-", and the first word of the next line says "profit", the logical way to interpret the dash is as being a dash, though in reality, the writer means “for-profit”, not “forprofit”.

by but for February 24, 2018


Asshole next door

What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.

She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021