Paper Town

A town where everything is lacking in depth. A superficial town full of 2 dimensional beings..

"this paper town has no depth"

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Ghost Town

The most badass electronic rock band.

Who are those four rad dudes from?

That rad band, Ghost Town

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milf-town

Milford, a city in Connecticut in which there are a lot of hot Milfs, or moms I'd like to fuck.

"Did you see those tits and ass on that milf!"
"Well we are in Milf-Town."

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Wiggle Town

A quaint little section of Plattsburgh, NY considered by locals to be it's own town. Wiggle Town is filled with many colorful folk, from the man that sells potatoes out of the back of his truck, to the man that sells honey out of the back of his truck. Wigglers are typically red necks, welfare recipients, drunks, drug addicts or dealers, or general scummy people. However, their are some unfortunate souls who simply can't afford to move anywhere else. Residents of wiggle town typically live one of the many trailer parks or small shacks Wiggle Town has to offer. All Wiggle Town dwellings are falling apart, and contain lawn decorations such as bath-tub Marys, cars and trucks in various states of disrepair, as well as the occasional school bus. Most yards also come complete with their own race car, or derby car loaded and ready for the local Airborne Speedway. A true Wiggler's Truck and collection of dirtbikes, four wheelers, snowmobiles, etc is worth far more than his dwelling. And if you are a true Wiggler then you know after wandering around drunk in your pajamas, the best thing to do is go meet your girlfriend-sister at the Wiggle Town Walmart (Yeah, it says that on their shirts!)/redemption center for an ice cream!

-Hey man, wanna come with me to Plattsburgh and get something to eat?
-OK, just take the interstate, i don't want to go through Wiggle Town again

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tom's in town

Time Of the Month.
It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.

You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.

Andrew: damn why are u in a such a fucking bad mood today!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!

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Soup Town

A bar infested, drunk haven port town in North-West Wisconsin, next to Lake Superior.(Soup-erie-or).

Hey, bar closes at 2 a.m. in Soup Town.

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C-town

Cleveland, OH, one of the finest cities in the world. Never used to refer to any of the other C-cities in Ohio, such as Cincinnati, Columbus, or Canton, and certainly never used to refer to Chicago, which is shytown.

C-town is the warmest city on the great lakes.

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