Dead Nonce

Dead Nonce is a term of endearment used in various parts of the world to convey a feeling of deep respect. Similar to calling something the shit, calling someone a dead nonce is a way of showing proper respect for a person or individual you deeply admire.

See that bloke over there? He's a bloody dead nonce

Jeff Buckley? That guys a dead nonce!

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harrison is a nonce

My mate Harrison is a nonce and drives a white transit. He tells us in the pub that sweets aren’t enough these days so he uses free WiFi to lure the kids in.

Me: Hi Harrison did you get lucky today?

Harrison: Yes actually I did. And when I was finished I pushed them into the quarry.

Harrison is a nonce

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Femi-nonce

A paedophile of the female variety

Fuck off you dirty femi-nonce

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net nonce

One who views child pornography on the internet.Perpetuates market and causes children to be abused in photos.

PD subscribed to a child porn website and got traced, he felt like killing himself.

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Nonce Scence

Being aware of nonces in your local area and knowing which celebrities are nonces.

"Im talking nonce scence"
"That liitle boy was thinking nonce scence"

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Ponce-nonce

Word used to describe a male who has sex with underage boys and girls by day, and dresses up like a woman and cruises for sex by night. See nonce.

Is that a man or a lady fucking those children?

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Being A Nonce

Putting the sauce in the pantry, putting cream before jam on a scone or being a cyclist

Interviewer: Whats your daily routine?
Criminal: I have a morning scone (cream before jam), then I go on my daily cycle
Interviewer: The cops have already been called sir, you're under arrest for being a nonce

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