pain in the arse

Not literally a pain in one's anus or gluteus maximus, though either would count.

Something quite annoying, but not as bad as a ballache, which would also be expected to last longer.

People, Places, Things: it doesn't matter. Often shortened to just: a pain.

Was that your uncle?

Yeah. What a pain in the arse.

Well, i wasn't gonna say anythin, but...

You wanna meet my Dad! What a ballache. Shit, he's coming over, time for a cool sharp one.

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T-Paining

Stage crashing.

"Oh, you T-Paining right now, huh," to Lil' Mama @ 2009 MTV VMA's - Jay Z

T-Pain stage crashing Jay Z during a set while spittin "D.O.A". Lil' Mama invading the stage during Jay Z and Alicia Keys' set at the 2009 VMA's.

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Hair pains

(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.

Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!

Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!

love pain

Love pain is pretty simple it is love that is painful like love someone while they love another person

Nic: God I love Lexy Ennis but she loves A.

Aidan: Dude sounds to me like you got a bad case of Love Pain.

Nic: YeA guess I do but she is worth it she's my world , she's my LEXY!!!!!!!
Lexy beautiful

Starshit Pain

When you make a really big grunting noise as a painful shit is coming out. The kind that cause anal fissures.

The grunt bears a striking resemblance to the opening of StoneFree Experience’s “This Ain’t No Make Believe”, a song popularized by WWE superstar John Morrison, whose finishing maneuver is called “Starship Pain”.

After the inside of my colon shook last nights meal up like a broken dryer, I ran into the toilet and took a ride on Starshit Pain

Painful peanut

(n) the result of sneezing while passing a large turd of moderate firmness

I was on the can, and I had a mid-grump sneezing fit which resulted in a painful peanut.

Thomas Paine

(n.) Radical 18th century British polemicist whose critiques of monarchy, civil society, and religion had a great impact on America's "Founding Fathers." He was also a BDSM enthusiast and the inventor (jointly, with Benjamin Franklin) of a series of nipple clips that bore his aptly-suited surname throughout most of the late 18th century.

Thomas Paine was a famous British author and debater who influenced the American and French Revolutions.

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