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Mock Pistol Soup

Fake semen or urine used in film or roleplay

Billy got out the Mock Pistol Soup and made his own effort look exceedingly impressive

by Ben.C.L. February 4, 2006

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Red Hot Pistol

Rock N Roll band from Portland, OR. Been together since 2005. Rapidly climbing the music ranks in Portland. Members include:
Daren Ford - Vocals
Stephen Wilson - Drums
Jesse Jones - Bass
Jerrod Hall - Guitar
Jon Rufner - Guitar
For examples www.myspace.com/redhotpistol

Red Hot Pistol blew my fucking mind tonight!!!

by fuckstickyourmom January 5, 2008

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Cock the magic Pistol

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate

i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Erotic Pistol Whip

1.When you have an erection that is so strong that when you take your penis out of your pants,it does a movement similar to when you do a pistol whip,after that movement,you beat the shit out of your girlfriend's face,making her moan loud as fuck,making her mother to listen the moaning and go check her bedroom,making the perfect milf plot...
2.A good word to make you get out of this website

Girlfriend: "Give me that erotic pistol whip,daddy~"
Boy: "Lol k"

*Violent sex intensifies*
*Her mother goes to check what tf is happening in there*
Mother: "WhAt ThE fUcK jEnNiFfEr"

by Deep-Voiced African Child October 18, 2018

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Sex Pistols Punk

A "punk rocker" who's in it for the fashion rather than the movement

"hey look at that dude he must be a punk rocker"
"no way dude, he doesn't do shit that's punk rock besides the clothes, he is a Sex Pistols Punk"

by TheFloatingHomosexual February 21, 2021

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personal pretzel pistol gripper

This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )

Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations

by dirty-1 July 2, 2011


shot in the face with a shit-pistol

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

by AMARZ November 8, 2006

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