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Another way to say someone loves to give blowjobs. They suck that dick until the head turns red like a clown nose. Clown that cock till it laughs up cum.
Yo see Larry? He's on the downlow he's a total professional mouth clown. When he was in the joint he made his whole cell blocks cocks looks like goddamn circus. Red cocks all over.
Cherry professional mouth clown my dick yo. Looks like a stoplight yo!
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One who indiscreetly and publically grabs female, or male, tits. Payment to the titty grabber can anything from an angry hand slap to a knee to the testicles. NOTE: The only case by which payment will not be painful is if the titty grabber is female and knows the titty grab-ee.
Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.
DUDE1: *Pained look on face; hunched over in pain*
DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?
DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.
DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!
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A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.
Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.
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this is not jus a chickenhead this is the kind of girl that even hos call a slut
can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N
jimmy the bum: can i have a quarter?
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N
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A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
Somebody who is professional in being White.
Susie: Why is that Man torching an Orphanage?
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...
definition 1: when one is undeniably the best street hamsta around town
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word
guy 1: see that dude over there
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.