Author/Goddess of everything *chef's kiss
OH MY GOD IS THAT SHANNON MESSENGER!!!! Oh, never mind, that's just some random person who will never be as cool as Shannon Messenger.
A girl who tells it like it is, and always tells you the truth. Perhaps a little dyslexic, and rarely shows up to school but it doesn't stop you from loving her. As a best friend, she will always be there for you and make you laugh even when you want to cry (putting a filter on her face when you are crying). When drunk, she is the life of the party, just give her a bottle of vodka and a toilet to vomit in and you'll be set!! Whenever you wanna start a chat with her, just send her a selfie and she'll respond with a tit pic which is always a good time. With the biggest heart, she always puts everyone before herself and always gives loves to all. Truly a beautiful girl, with an even more beautiful heart. Someone you want to keep by your side forever and want to stay friends with for life.
"shannon kay sent me a video of her waxing her mo last night"
When you jack off on a picture of your friends girlfriend
Nate gave the Shannon special to jasons anniversary poster
A girl with the most plumpest, juiciest, roundest ass.
Damn her ass phat? Must be shannon ingham
The sound of music started by Shannon in such songs as "Let the Music Play" from the "The Best is Yet to Come" album. It led to a techno-house music revolution.
I miss rollerskating to the Shannon Sound
Shannon Breaux is just an all out good guy. He is legit one of the best friends you can have. He deserves good friends but chooses to show compassion on the less fortunate like people named Froy. What kind of stupid name is Froy. Don't let Shannon Breaux fool you though his real name is Mellen.
Shannon Breaux is kind.
Worse than "sloppy seconds"
a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.
b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner
c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.
"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."
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