During fornication, the male takes a shit on his partners chest then uses his ball sack to spread the shit around the chest in a smooth, swirling motion. The option of jizzing down the centre of the shit smear is available at this point see tarmacing
Ed loves pulling the steam roller on Matt.
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1. an automobile that is overheating to the point where steam is rolling out from under the hood.
Don't take the radiator cap off that steam roller Chevy!
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A fresh piece of poop,so fresh it has steam rising off of it.
I dropped a steaming browning on the elavator when nobody was looking.
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A steam roller is achieved when you lay beside your partner and suddenly pass gas, at which point you quickly proceed to roll over them. The weight of your body during the roll, will cause your partner to clench and hold their breath. By the time you roll off the other side, your partner will gasp violently after holding their breath for so long, by which point your foul gas should be well dispersed in the air. If done correctly, your partner will have inhaled a good amount of your stink and be reeling in horror!
My girl was expecting a dutch oven so i hit her with a steam roller instead. She is no longer my girl....
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When a male takes a hot dump on the bridge of a woman's nose so hot that it leaves a staph infection and possibly a scar
When I saw Sarina at work I asked her what happened to her face she told me that Trevor gave her a steaming bridge which turned into a Staph infection thus leaving a scar
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the act of moving from one end of the room while digging your partners face into the carpet while giving her doggystyle sex with the intention of giving them a rug burn on their face.
I heard john gave stacey the steam cleaner the other day. you should see her she has the worst rug burn on her face.
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When you take a shit on the top of the toilet seat lid.
Don't go in the bathroom, I just took a huge steam deck in there.
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