Going Chair

To display power in a fashion that patio chairs are destroyed into splinters. This can also refer to a person who has went chair before, and if provoked may "Go Chair" on a person instead of a chair.

You don't want him to go chair, you will not like what he does to you.

Nik was going chair, and he got splinters from the chair in his face.

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Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

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Chair hug

Any hug that starts in a chair and ends up on the floor by any means.

Guy A: Dude i gave that chick a chair hug.

Guy B: How'd you get to the floor?

Guy A: I tickled her, easiest way.

Chair humper

an extremely tall and lanky drunk sloptard who randomly grabs chairs in the middle of dancing and begins to thrust into it as to make chair babies.

Dave used to walk like an Egyptian but now he's just a lonely chair humper.

pink chair

hey! lets go to pink chair? what can we do there? we look look at nature and practice!

Amin and Abby sitting on pink chair!
Guy- " Hey I was 17 once"

papasan chair

Old Asian Male facesitter

The papasan chair nearly suffocated that dude.

Chair Scare

When you sit at an occupied table with the intention of making them move by being loud and/or annoying.

Aka: Scaring people away from a table

Friend: "There are no free tables for all of us...what should we do?"

You: "Let's go to that one and Chair Scare them"