bum towel

A bum towel is a personal towel used specifically to dry ones butt cheeks (buttocks) and butt crack (inter gluteal cleft) after a bath, shower or swim.

The aim is to prevent wiping your arse over the rest of your body.

Did you just use my bum towel to wash your face? You just got my fecal matter all up in your grill.

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Towel Dry

Using your interlocked hands to rub your partner from the anus to genitalia pubis as if using a towel.

Don't towel dry me! My hemorrhoids are inflamed.

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green towel

used to clean up tooth paste and sprite. A very nice accessory to have hanging off your bed

Nathan has a green towel

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wang towel

1) a towel you wipe your wang on after having a wank

2) a friend/slut/hooker/whore who you take everywhere

Pass me my wang towel, I need to clean my wang

You know you'll always be my wang towel...

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brown toweled

wipe your bum with a friends towel. Then put it back on the rack. the trap is then set.

oh god ive ben brown toweled.

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Towel Fart

Wrapping yourself in another person's towel (preferably nude, as if you'd just taken a shower) and farting into it.

Last night when you were all watching TV, I sneaked into your bathroom and laid a towel fart into your shower towel.

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pot towel

pot towel... A term used commonly in northern England meaning dishcloth.

"pass me that pot towel and i'll dry these pots".

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