A person marked by a lack of intelligence or care; stupid to the point of not being able to distinguish any one thing from another.
He's a bad dishcloth him mate.
You are a dishcloth.
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Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth
Completely drained empty flaps of skin
Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding
Take a look at those dishcloth dongles
'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.
1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
I entered the bathroom and saw a butcher's dishcloth on the floor.
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Antisemitic white person culturally appropriating a Palestinian keffiyeh scarf
A: "Why do dishcloth nazis always seem to be incorrigible maskurbators?"
B: "Because they're abject cringing cowards who don't want their mummies and daddies to find out that they support rapists and torturers.