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Man, these Trojan condoms feel great
Describes men who wear too much orange.
Sam: Did you see #84? he's such a sexy Trojan in that bright orange jersey!
Chelsea: I know! I haven't missed any of his goals!!
Casually sneaking into college lectures you do not belong in without getting noticed.
I trojanned into Psychology before evening lecture.
A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
In Call of Duty a Trojan Horse Formation is formed when a teammate with a riot shield covers another player creating a shield of protection from the enemy.
Doctor Disrespect- “This map has no cover. Someone set up a Trojan Horse Formation!”
Riot Shielder-“10-4! Roger Doctor!”
When you hide inside a couch, have someone put it out on the curb, wait for a stranger to bring it home and get comfy on it, then give them a sneaky footjob.
A new frat just moved in down the street. I'm gonna introduce myself with a Trojan footjob.
When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops
"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"