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When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts
As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.
When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.
Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?
an unpleasant or rude person. Especially someone who doesn't realize just how obnoxious they truly are.
See that Brown student over there? The one telling everyone how he spent a semester at Harvard and how number theory is pretty much the best thing ever? He's a low trumpet if I ever saw one.
Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet
Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !
A penis that needs to be blowed.
I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.
When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.
Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.
One who plays trumpet just to show off; tryhard
Person 1: Wow he's such a try-hard on trumpet.
Person 2: I know right, such a trumpet gremlin.