Meat Trumpet

A penis that needs to be blowed.

I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.

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Woo

short for a wee and a poo

I need a trip to the little boys room for a woo

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Twunt

Twunt: being both a twat and a cunt at the same time.

President Trump is a massive Twunt