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A famous book by Stephanie Meyer that has captured the hearts of many girls, and women alike. Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen are the main protagonists in this book. A complete waste of time if you enjoy reading books with much more meaning and descriptions and better writing style. Horrible.
"OMG! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!"
"NO! JACOB IS SO MUCH HOTTER!!!!"
As both girls are screaming and crying and fighting over who is hotter than whom. I turn away from them and mutter, "How overrated."
"WHAT?"
"GET HER!!!! SHE INSULTED MY EDWARD"
"NO SHE DIDN'T. SHE INSULTED MY JACOB!!!"
"Good God! It's just a damn book called Twilight!" I shout as I start running for my life.
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A book by Stephanie Meyer that every teenage girl obsesses about and has no literary value.
Twilight is about a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
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The extremely shitty book and movie series made by Stephanie Meyers. For some reason, a shitload of teenage whores and faggots absolutely love Twilight, even though it's cliched, shallow, and about a girl falling in love with a stalker "vampire" who watches her when she sleeps and sparkles in sunlight. Also, the series is a disgrace to everyone who has ever written a book or made a movie about vampires and werewolves.
Twilight Fangirl/fag: AWMIGAWD EDWARD IS HAWT!!!!! I WANT HIM 2 ABUSE ME AND STALK ME AND KIL ME AND RAPE MI DED BODY!!!!
Actual human being: *punches fangirl/fag in the face* FUCK YOU. Oh, and Romeo and Juliet may be one of the worst stories ever written, but it's still a hell of a lot better than Twilight.
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A horribly written book by Stephanie Meyer. It's like every other teenage vampire book.
It lacks good writing, a plot, and originality.
Stephanie Meyer pretty much repeats the same thing over and over again. Every action has "meaningful" stuck in front of it. Literally.
"OMG. I loooove Twilight. Edward is like soo freaking hot!"
"How can you read Twilight without wanting to edit the hell out of it?!"
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Twilight used to just be a time of day. Unfortunatly, now it means a lot more.
Twilight's a book about sparkely vampires and a high maintenence, whingy teenage girl. The plot is quite good but it's written in such a dreary way that it makes some people want to stuff the book down their throat and choke just so they have an excuse not to read it.
Many people wouldn't hate the book so much if it wasn't for the horrible over-advertising, crazed fans and the whole "team Edward" and "team Jacob" thing.
Vampires used to be cool, now too many people instantly think of Twilight. Shame.
Girl: "OMGEEE, I love Twilight so muchh!!!111"
Other girl: "God help me".
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a shit series written by the oh-so-brilliant author stephenie meyer. it is a mockery of feminism and everything that women have worked for. after reading a few chapters, readers should decide that it is not literature--it is glorified fanfiction. edward cullen (the blasted perfect man of the series) is a creepy stalker that is basically an abusive husband. seriously, young girls really want a guy like that? go to the nearest jail. plenty of sex offenders there! it is 4 shit long books of bella's highly annoying thoughts. she is very obviously a mary sue--every single character that has offended her is looked down upon (leah clearwater). it's a novel (ha, "novel") of size 20 font that takes up, possibly only half the page and the books are about 20' in width, 50' in length. a waste of trees. no one quite important dies except for one person but her family was willing to sacrifice her for the safety of bella. bella could do no wrong. even when she screws up, she is still "amazing". i could go on.
aww man, that book sucks! ...oh, wait, no. not compared to twilight, it's not.
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An over-rated movie which would only really be worth watching if Blade was in it.
My version of Twilight:
Edward and Bella share a tender moment, Bella stares into Edward's eyes, then Blade puts a bolt through the back of Edward's head.
Then Blade bangs the shit outta Bella.
END.
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