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When you have diarrhea & are vomiting at the same time, & have to choose between sitting or kneeling at the toilet.
Brianna got really bad food poisoning from Panda Express, so she had to make the ultimate choice.
A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.
High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.
An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass
Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
The food you get when you defeat the Dark Lord of Miitopia (the first one).
Originally, I thought all Miis loved the Ultimate Delicacy. However, I fed it to one of them and they hated it.
When you nut in a dudes wife while he’s watching, get her pregnant, and have them raise the kid.
“bro this couples been raising my kid for like five years”
“dude, you performed an ultimate cuck”
Altmer is the definition of ultimate lifeform
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Basically any lifeform beyond perfection, and there's loads of them (see Shadow The Hedgehog, Kars and Fecto Elfilis)
Well you're not the ultimate lifeform, that's for sure