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Credit Union

A scheme to avoid paying taxes. CU members argue that they should be tax exempt because

1. They are member-owned. (Other member-owned coops pay taxes on non-disbursed earnings)
2. They can't issue stock. (Lots of companies--many LLCs, sole proprietorships, S Corporations, etc. -- do not issue stock but still pay income taxes.
3. CUs (allegedly) provide better service (tax exemptions are not awarded to companies that provide the best service).

Credit unions were originally tax exempt because they provided financial services to underserved markets. Today, however, credit unions compete directly against banks and should therefore pay taxes.

by Jose Pendejo October 3, 2003

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Soviet Union

A country founded by Lenin it is a communist state it was founded in 1919 and was split in 1990

I serve the Soviet Union

by Destroyer 1111 March 10, 2020

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European Union

To quote a Star Wars character, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Originally designed to unite Europe, this organisation has mutated into a corrupt gang of power-hungry, democracy-hating con-artists who want to live like princes and be accountable to no-one. They employ people like Lord Neil Kinnock (so-called socialist who lost two elections in a row), and Norman Lamont (useless chancellor who sunk the UK into recession). Now they have complete control over the UK (thanks to our treacherous selfish government who know a gravy train when they see one) they'll be accomplishing what a certain Austrian painter set out to do seventy years ago.

Hitler: "Damn and blast! Why didn't I just wait until the forming of the European Union! I could be ruling england and all of Europe by now!"

by Stormsworder August 27, 2008

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European Union

The heavily euphamistic name for what is actually the "Greater European Reich".
Adolf Hitler's dream of Europe, dictated to from Berlin, which came into its current form following the 1993 surrender of fourteen states, as signed at Maastricht. Now further countries are being added through invasion. The victorious master race lives on! Heil Hitler!

The EU controls nearly every aspect of UK law, from food production to VAT. It has laws that so far have seen several journalists and EU civil servants prosecuted and jailed, merely because they tried to defend their right to freedom of speech. This is in fact now only a "temporary privilige" that can be removed at any time, for any reason. They have also placed one EU civil servant under house arrest after she exposed the EU accounting fraud scams.(See Maastrich Treaty for details).

by gremlin February 23, 2005

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European Union

When you have sex, specifically, with someone from Europe. Similar to Uniting Nations.

Example 1

Guy 1: Dude, I banged that Slovakian chick last night.
Guy 2: European Union, man!
Guy 3: That's what I'm talking about!

Example 2

Jimmy totally had sex with a hot chick from Spain. It was an epic European Union.

by ChargeitUp August 28, 2013

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Rugby Union

A boring, low-scoring game played by drunken louts. The players often abuse women sexually. See retards

NRL is an unpopular sport in Australia because AFL is the national sport. When will they learn that their code is crap?

see also: hopoate

"Rugby Players enjoy sticking their fingers up other guys asses."

by Anonymous March 5, 2005

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Halo-Union

A group of badass machinima directors who know how to get the ladies. Hollywood Halo has nothing on us. They usually are super awesome and will become the next big production group in Hollywood.

Bob: "Hey Brian, what do you think about Hollywood Halo?"

Brian: "Those guys are noobs compared to Halo-Union."

by ODST Sarge April 8, 2009

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