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Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
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Being able to the tell the difference between a good or nice ass
"If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"
"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "
Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
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When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
"What's wrong with your eyes; do you have cataracts or something?"
"No, I just have cum vision."
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Refers to the vision developed by those stationed at Fort Rucker in regards to their views on those of the opposite sex. For instance what use to be a 4 for someone now looks like an 8 at Rucker.
Man did you see the girl he hooked up with? Must have had Rucker Vision.
Where someone drinks too much vodka and will then stop at nothing until they get dick.
Hey, Becca, you see Alex over there?
Get me a voddy!
(Dick Vision in progress)
how everything looks when your under the influence of marijuana. It looks like everything is ticking in super speed in the direction your turning.
i smoked a blunt, and started seeing in tick vision
This occurs when your body knows your approaching dangerous situations and helps you figure out your next move.
I knew I was suppose to take a left, yet instead I went right. Then I saw an accident happened behind me. That would've been me if I went left.
Must've been my radar vision kicked in.