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Being able to the tell the difference between a good or nice ass
"If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"
"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "
Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
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Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
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When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
"What's wrong with your eyes; do you have cataracts or something?"
"No, I just have cum vision."
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That guy is acting like he has HD Vision & I'm talking about high & drunk vision!
Bitch vision is when a stripper or a sex worker takes drugs like acid that make them a bit loopy before doing what they’re supposed to at their work place
“I hope you don’t mind but I have major bitch vision right now!”
Refers to the vision developed by those stationed at Fort Rucker in regards to their views on those of the opposite sex. For instance what use to be a 4 for someone now looks like an 8 at Rucker.
Man did you see the girl he hooked up with? Must have had Rucker Vision.
This is the vision used by horny woman, thinking primary with their vaginas and not their brains.
Betsy dosen't normally sleep with a guy she just met, but she used her vaginal vision and found that one.